How to Not Learn a Language

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Everyone learns differently. There is no ‘fool-proof’ system to learning.

Experiences, knowledge, the way your brain operates – all of this affects how you learn languages.

So, take everything I tell you with a grain of salt. Adapt everything to your own needs.

What may work for me, may not work for you. The important thing is to find what works for you and go with it.

However, there are some things that generally don’t work for learners. I can’t learn this way, and no one else I know can.

I’m going to focus on these methods today, so that you don’t end up wasting a ton of time learning in a way that really is not effective.

So how do you not learn?

I can tell you right now that some things will never work for you if you want to learn a language.

Even though everyone learns differently, these techniques will give you nothing but hatred for the language, and you may very well never succeed in studying this language.

  1. So, the first thing to not do is to read grammar books from cover to cover. I’m not talking text books. Text books are useful for getting a good understanding, a good base in a language. I’m talking grammar books.

    These are so incredibly ineffective. You need to know grammar, but you learn this grammar through usage, not reading and memorizing terms such as accusative case, agglutination, and reflexive pronouns.

    If you are a linguist, someone who studies these things for a living, good for you. But if you are just learning a language to learn a language? This will give you nothing but pain and a dreading feeling whenever you pick up the book.

    Use a grammar book for reference only. Learn the cases through use. Learn how to speak by listening and actually, well, speaking.

    You don’t have to know all these technical grammar terms. You didn’t have to know them to learn your native language, so why should you have to learn them to speak a second language?

    You just don’t need grammar books like that.

    Trust me, reading them cover to cover won’t help you if you don’t actually use the information. If you have a question about how something works, look it up. Then move on. Don’t force yourself to learn something there really is no reason in learning.

  2. This brings me to my second point – forcing yourself to learn.

    Why the hell would you force yourself to learn something that you don’t have to learn (ie for school or work)?

    Language learning be fun, enjoyable. It shouldn’t be something you dread to look at every day.

    Us language learners have our own little bubble that we exist in, but you’ll exit it real fast if you force yourself to learn.

    I can promise you that.

    All you need to do to make progress in your language is to learn something new every day. You don’t have to have a heavy grammar studying session.

    You don’t have to write 4 pages in your target language every day.

    All you have to do to make progress is learn one little thing a day.

    Obviously, the more you do in a day, the quicker you’ll learn. BUt if you force yourself to learn, you’ll forget much more than that, and may just give up on language learning all together.

    We don’t want that. We want you to stick with it.

    So don’t force yourself to learn.

    If you just aren’t feeling it today, listen to some music in your target language. You’re enjoying yourself, and this is often good enough to get your motivation level up enough to study.

    And, if not, at least you still looked at your target language.

    You still made some progress. And that’s better than none.

  3. My last point is that the phonebook method of learning languages is extremely ineffective.

    I know that when I was younger, I set a goal to read the dictionary. I never got past the first couple pages.

    Why would you think you can learn a whole language that way? You can’t even learn vocabulary that way.

    You may be able to list a large amount of words, but how many can you actually use?

    You’ll only remember words that you use.

    Plus, if you never use the words, why learn them? When you are a language learner, you don’t need to learn words like procure. They are cool words but not necessary, and you’ll forget them without using them.

    You need to learn the words you’ll actually use. That’s all.

    The rest, you’ll pick up in time, when you actually come across the words in context. Then, you’ll be able to remember them.

    Because you sure won’t by reading a dictionary.

Do you have any other techniques that just really don’t work for you? Let me know in the comments. :)

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  • http://www.fluenteveryyear.com/ The Yearlyglot

    For me, the key has always been to keep it fun and keep it interesting. Anything that does not make it fun or interesting is hurting more than it's helping! :)

  • http://www.ikindalikelanguages.com lyzazel

    Well, on that point, I would believe that there is such a thing as “how not to teach” because some things are generally more effective than other. When it comes to learning, I would say “whatever floats your boat” as long as the choice is informed.

    I'm assuming you are intending this to keep people away from making uninformed choices so that's a nice post anyway. :)

  • http://rhinospike.com/ Thomas (rhinospike.com)

    using a dictionary doesn't work for me. It slows me down and makes reading seem like work. I prefer to start with children's books that have lots of pictures.

  • gregcorey

    Point #2 is one I struggle with everyday. I teach English in a high school in Japan and so I guess technically I'm forcing many of my students to learn a language they may never have a great need for and have little motivation to learn apart from getting good grades. Some love it and it's a joy to see their progress, but for the majority even after about 5 hours of English a week over 5~6 years they still struggle to compose a basic question or answer verbally.

    It's also one I may have to wrestle with in terms of my own kids. As long as we live in Japan their Japanese will always be stronger, but I think it's important that they learn and enjoy English too.

  • http://schokolademilka.blogspot.com/ Tina Wang

    I strongly agree with you. Im an English learners from Asia. I think it's also important for learners to speak out. Most of them are too shy to speak a foreigne language. But after communicating western people, I realized that somehow it's a bit useless just studying studying studying grammar book all the time. I think reading articles and watching movies or series with english subtitle are good for english learners.

  • Tina Wang

    Indeed! I also teach elementary school student English. They do not have any motivation. The reason why they learn English is parents force them to do so. I can say it is really suffering for them to teach them.

  • Elle

    I also strongly agree with some of your points, namely #3. Reading a regular dictionary sounds like a nightmare. Nonetheless, I'm a bit strange. I'm studying Korean and I love my grammar book. I'm slowly going through it and memorizing it page-by-page, which sounds crazy but it's actually working for me. I'm learning so much from it. Then again, I don't care about or pay attention to the names of various tenses — I just focus on the words, their meanings, and how to understand/form different types of sentences.

  • http://www.babystepstofluency.com/ Fiona Verschoor

    I totally agree Randy, I've had many a time where I was tempted to stop just because I was bored and really didn't enjoy learning. Once I changed my language learning methods, I look forward to waking up every morning and learning something new. :)

  • http://www.babystepstofluency.com/ Fiona Verschoor

    I know what you mean, everyone has different methods that work well for them, these are just some that in general don't work. However, if they do – that's great. Definitely would make some aspects of learning languages easier. :)

  • http://www.babystepstofluency.com/ Fiona Verschoor

    Children's books are great, I absolutely love them. Easy enough to understand and often the pictures help a lot with figuring out things too.

  • http://www.babystepstofluency.com/ Fiona Verschoor

    Grammar books are nice… and if you have a good grammar book that you enjoy reading, that's absolutely wonderful. I enjoy grammar books for the same reasons you have described, I like knowing how and why things work – I don't care for the specific grammar vocabulary or tenses or anything, but understanding it is very good.

  • http://www.babystepstofluency.com/ Fiona Verschoor

    I totally agree Randy, I’ve had many a time where I was tempted to stop just because I was bored and really didn’t enjoy learning. Once I changed my language learning methods, I look forward to waking up every morning and learning something new. :)

  • http://alysiasblog.wordpress.com/ Alysia

    I completely understand what you mean. I'm currently learning German right now and I've actually tried reading a huge grammar book from cover to cover (that definitely did not work) and I tried the 'phonebook method' of learning (which did not work either). I think that language learning needs to be fun and exciting and honestly I don't think the grammar book method or phonebook method brings any real excitement to learning

  • frederick

    hello, I'm frederick from argentina, I'm going to tell you, I was studying with this methods when I began to study english, but I think It does not usefull for anyone because first of all you learn how to write a language and thats good but the first and the best thing to learn any language is only listen,I made this and actually I learned a lot of things, so I can advice people practice listening, listening and listening and the fluency comes with the time… the last thing be patient.
    greeting from argentina!!!

  • frederick

    hello, I’m frederick from argentina, I’m going to tell you, I was studying with this methods when I began to study english, but I think It does not usefull for anyone because first of all you learn how to write a language and thats good but the first and the best thing to learn any language is only listen,I made this and actually I learned a lot of things, so I can advice people practice listening, listening and listening and the fluency comes with the time… the last thing be patient.
    greeting from argentina!!!

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